by Ayurpjurp May 29, 2019
What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.
Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017
by KingSingh January 22, 2018
pot head 1: Dude, i wanna get high but i dont have any money
pot head 2: dude, look on the floor of my car, there might be some carpet kush we could smoke
pot head 2: dude, look on the floor of my car, there might be some carpet kush we could smoke
by budboy420 April 20, 2011
Wiping your rusty sheriff's badge like a maniac after a nice solid bowel movement. Instead of using small strokes to ensure a clean behind, a carpet wiper makes multiple aggressive passes with the same TP. It makes a similar sound to cleaning a carpet stain.
This guy at the office makes me uncomfy when I hear him wipe. He's a carpet wiper for sure & I'm concerned about the status of his balloon knot.
by Smooth Oper8or March 09, 2020
A derogatory term used for office workers that work in a production or warehouse environment. This includes engineers, sales people and any sort of middle management who spend most of the day on the computer. They are typically detached from the production/shipping process, lack knowledge of the time needed to complete projects and are notorious for making promises to customers that they don't have to keep.
The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
Freight: "The new sales guy keeps asking me to ship things out today"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"
by Life_indk June 16, 2021
A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.
by Refreshments and Narcotics July 06, 2022