Capitalist

Someone who does not understand how capitals are used in the English language, and as such, capitalizes every word in a sentence.

Jboyy: What Do You Mean I'm A Capitalist? I Live In Europe. We Are A Socialist Country. Duh

by spenar.hedra2 June 11, 2009

Capital Punishment

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.

"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."

by Scarlet O. Treece August 23, 2017

bitch with a capital bitch

Someone so bitchy that the term "bitch" does not adequately describe them.

Man, that chick was a bitch with a capital bitch!

by Dirgo January 21, 2006

Capital H

When two guys are with a girl. The girl is on her hands and knees in the middle and there are guys on either end of her enjoying the moment. From the side it looks like a capital H

Things got a little wild with Mary. Paul and I had her in the "Capital H" for an hour last night.

by CalDundidit November 4, 2008

cuntfaced capitalist

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.

Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

by doctor doom December 2, 2003

Slurpee Capital of the World

The Slurpee Capital of the World is the city inwhich consumes the most slurpees in the world compared to many other cities.
Winnipeg has been the slurpee capital since 1999. (now being 2010)
Winnipeg on averages over 188,000 slurpees a month, even though its known for its coldness.
Kennewick, Washington, USA falsely claimed to be the Slurpee Capital of the World, later to be proven. The false claim uproared Winnipegers, to such a degree, that they got radio stations aware of the lie.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World.

by Kipperkell January 11, 2010

capitalism

A system that never really existed and is made fun of by people who desire socialism, which also has never really existed.

Political economist are the modern sophist.

by Squamous Chicken August 19, 2003