cans 

you can find food in them at grocery stores.

i bought some cans of antelope today at wallmart.

cans by fruity chunks December 28, 2005

canasian 

one who is half asian, and half canadian. usually very badass and likes to dance. and enjoys immense ammounts of salads. their names sometimes rhyme.

sarah kambara is such a canasian. geez.

canasian by Beccah G July 11, 2006

cantson 

Abbrieviation for "I can't, son." Also a homosexual who cannot force himself to be attracted to women.

"Come on man, hook up with a girl."

"I cantson."

cantson by sheepeater April 8, 2010

Cantstandya 

Nick name given to George Costanza by his Gym Teacher seen on The Library, Seinfeld episode.

"Hey Cantstandya, your underwear was sticking out of your shorts during gym class."

Cantstandya by Junkfinder33 July 12, 2021

Canasis 

Genitalia

And the big fella got his canasis clawed off and I thought, what an animal

Canasis by Cantbehandled May 10, 2014

cantalouper 

A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.

Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.

Reuben: Cantalouper.

cantalouper by MelonLiquor June 22, 2014

Canasianian 

An Asian from Canada, although in order to reach this title all that is needed is for one to be Asian living in Canada.

Pronounced: CAN-ASIAN-IANS

Teacher: "Okay class now that we finished our maple syrup lesson, today we'll go over everyone's ethnicity, eh! Now lets start with you Kim"
Kim Lee: "I'm Canasianian"
Teacher: "Um what does that mean?"
Kim: "It means that I'm an Asian leaving in this country of Canada, eh."
Asian Canada Eh Maple Syrup

Canasianian by pepe le booty hunter March 29, 2015