Calm Your Stroodle

When your stroodle is very arroused/ happy/ slap happy/ semonated/ erect as the Moses Cleveland statue/ BONER.

A: Woah I'm pumped for tonight.
B: Why?
A:I'm definately gunna get layed.
B: Holy shitcakes dude, calm your stroodle.

by suckithard123456789 November 7, 2010

Calm down, Hitler

An phrase used to calmly and briefly demonstrate displeasure with someones radical statement. Alternatively, you could post it in an edited comment to make it seem that the comment was originally egregious.

Hitler: These stupid FUCKING BITCHES won't date me because they only like chad cock. I hope ALL WOMEN burn in fucking hell like the retarded pieces of shit they are. FUCKING FEMOIDS!!!

Not Hitler: Calm down, Hitler

by The Wamonger July 18, 2018

Calm your paperclip

It is an other version of calm your farm, it just means clam down, or chill out.

DUDE! Calm your paperclip will you?!

It's not that big of a deal just calm your paperclip.

by ninaninanoo October 12, 2011

very calm sushi flue

translate it into Turkish and you will find out what you truly are :D

It gets to the point when you become so sus you become a very calm sushi flue.

by by 69420 April 7, 2022

calm down god damn

i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces

Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"

by THe Artist of Weird Songs October 4, 2009

Calm Your Fucking Farm

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

/OR
When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

/OR
When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.

- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!

by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004