exotic cafe

the 1 stop shop to buy exotics

yeah i buy all my exotics at the exotic cafe

by fewsGFHREIUJGHBRel August 08, 2022

Marolt Cafe

An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.

"Should we go to campus or marolt cafe?"
"Marolt is ass dude"

by Marolta$$ July 04, 2018

Cafe crush

A person you fantasize about or have feelings for because you talk to them frequently at your local coffee shop.

"Look, there's Mark in line." "Oh, the guy from the coffee shop?" "Yeah, my cafe crush."

by Lexi1991 March 30, 2025

Kpop Cafe

Died

Kpop cafe is a server that died

by Sungbaby December 31, 2020

Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.

Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.

by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013

Claire's Luxurious Cafe and Spa

A cafe that was built by blossomglowaj and agatha0926 for Roblox. A small, but great place to hangout and enjoy time, with great snacks and breakfast meals.

Oh dang, did you hear about Claire's Luxurious Cafe and Spa? Really good though.

by agatha0926 November 28, 2017

cosmic cafe

its a great violin piece played by the Judy and conducted by Ms. Giulia and Ms. Louise.

Ms Louise: hey lets conduct cosmic cafe
judy: yes i'll play it!
Ms Giulia: and a 1, a 2, a 1,2,3,4

by slaymrsalnation June 21, 2022