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Crusty Crayola Crayon

CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
"You fucking Crusty Crayola Crayon, how could you!?!"

"Ew she's such a crusty Crayola Crayon."
by Dadalynn June 3, 2019
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Crayon Shin-Chan

A scary show on Adult Swim. Somehow it passes as anime when it is more like that fake Sailor Moon like anime.
The mother on "Crayon Shin-Chan" scares the shit out of me.
by Roki August 30, 2006
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burnt sienna crayon

A burnt sienna crayon is where you have anal sex with a girl and while you're doing it, you fuck her so hard that she bleeds in her ass, and then you piss inside her ass and keep fucking. This will cause the blood and piss to mix together forming an orange like colour (burnt sienna) and the girl will take a shit onto the floor. This piece of shit is called a burnt sienna crayon which you use to write your name on her mirror before leaving.

A reference to the burnt sienna crayon is made in the show family guy in the episode "the Cleveland Loretta Quagmire":

Cleveland: "Hey baby, how'd you like to go black and then have to make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?"
Chick in bar: "Sorry, I went burnt sienna and never went back."
Crayola Crayon: "Ready baby? Who's this clown."
Damn i left Julia's place this morning and forgot to give her a burnt sienna crayon. Hope she answers my calls.

Woman: Hey mom, please come over a little later today as I have to clean up the burnt sienna crayon these guys did to me last night.

Mom: Your father used to do that to me when we were dating, that's how you were born darling!
by seppoporn November 2, 2009
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Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.
Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.
by The Heretic December 5, 2007
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j'aibe soin d'un crayon

In french it means "I want a pencil," but when used by Andre Nickatina it means "I have been doing crown"
Catch me if you can...j'aibe soin d'un crayon, which would really mean Catch me if you can...I been doin' crown
by The Hen February 27, 2005
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crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!
Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"
by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008
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Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org
Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.
by fellowApe June 11, 2022
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