Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.
Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.
by Fasters September 15, 2020
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It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.
Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.
Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance
It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.
Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.
Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance
Prime Rib: "Good to see you, how are 'ya?"
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?
by A Crazie May 18, 2017
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Get the Carrying a coffin mug.IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN
by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018
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Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG September 7, 2013
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2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
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Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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