Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.

Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012

Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

The Social Cafe

A central location for entrepreneurs and business individuals. Usually those who visit The Social Cafe tend to have extremely creative minds and an innovative spirit.

I swear all entrepreneurs know how to do is eat, sleep and go to The Social Cafe.

by ncass November 28, 2021

Cafe Crawl

Like a pub crawl but with extraordinarily large cups of coffee!

We went on a cafe crawl in Brisbane

by CoffeeRaePNYSFD April 15, 2017

nighthawk cafe

the best roblox cafe

nighthawk cafe is the best

by Ilikeyou232323 October 28, 2022

cosmic cafe

its a great violin piece played by the Judy and conducted by Ms. Giulia and Ms. Louise.

Ms Louise: hey lets conduct cosmic cafe
judy: yes i'll play it!
Ms Giulia: and a 1, a 2, a 1,2,3,4

by slaymrsalnation June 20, 2022

roblox cafe games

child slave labour so lil timmy can stop begging for girlfriends in meepcity

average conversation in roblox cafe games :
timmy: "hello to crappe's shitty frappe cafe what would u like"
timmy 2 with synapse: ""fried rats"
timmy 1: "we dont have that here"
timmy 2: *blows up timmy's head with a .357 magnum*

by the letter H is superior November 21, 2023