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Capeshit

Film based on a superhero or comic book franchise
Guy 1: "hey you wanna go see captain america?"
Guy 2: "no i'm really over capeshit at the moment"
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capitalism is gay for pay

capitalism gay for pay — the ironic and paradoxical behavior of the American legal system’s penchant of enacting laws against LGBTQ and Transexual people; while, simultaneously having corporate donors lining up to be sponsors for Gay Pride events when money can be made.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.

This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.

Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.

You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.

Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.

America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.

An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:

Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms

Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)

A very interesting list.

One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.

This will not end well.
Capitalism isn’t gay; capitalism is gay for pay — actually a distinction without a difference.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
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CaptainSauce

One of the best youtubers on youtube,
If not the best!!
Fluflles:Do you know who CaptainSauce is?
Kevin:Yes he is the best youtuber!
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Captain Jism

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.
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Greg Capullo

Cap•u•llo | noun
Capullo, Gregory (1962-present), Greatest artist to ever live.
Best artist to ever draw Marvel Comics titles such as 'X-Force' and the lesser known title 'Quasar'. Helped Image Comics Co-Founder Todd McFarlane further popularize his title character 'Spawn', giving him his signature look; thus making Capullo the Best artist who ever drew Spawn. After years out of the field Capullo came back with a BOOM, first doing layouts, then pencilling Image Comics new character 'Haunt' and showing the industry who was still boss. After a short but great run on Haunt, Capullo has moved to DC comics relaunched 'Batman' title, giving the character new life and making Batman the BEST of DC's 52 new relaunched titles. In shorter terms, Greg Capullo is the most Bad-Ass Mother F***er Alive!
I never liked DC comics much, then I found out GREG CAPULLO was the artist on DC comics Batman! Now I buy Batman EVERY month!
by TheVinz92 January 10, 2012
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Capussi

1.) Noun - The artist who animated the youtube video Vinesauce Animated - Mickey Getting Mickey'd among others. The name of which sent Vinny into several laughing fits and arguably broke him.

2.) Noun- The last vinesauce meme of 2020 which has now become a household meme among chat and Vinny himself.
"Capussi P LE A S E"
by Tenome January 6, 2021
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