A small looking triangle that’s a speck cunt with warts on his Penis he wipes chocolate on his nob and let’s his wife clean it with her eyebrows
by Brendon hoyle September 28, 2021
Get the Brendon hoylemug. A person who drives with no brains and is all over the road. A person who takes three turns on a straight and races with rage.
by James Jerome Jackson March 6, 2022
Get the Brendoningmug. The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
Get the THE BRENDONmug. actively destroying your own social life by attacking people and picking fights, then pretending that you haven't said anything bad and your just being attacked on all sides.
continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'
continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'
"I'm sorry I thought you where one of the good ones, cant we just have a civilised debate instead of resorting to name calling"
"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"
"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"
by brindlecunny August 14, 2019
Get the Brendonedmug. by What cunt February 28, 2017
Get the Brendonismmug. by dodo birds are cool November 10, 2021
Get the Brendonmug. Brendon is usually a very chill dude has a lot of friends and He's probably dating a short brunette Brendon is probably charming sweet loyal and very protective
Brendon A very loyal and protective
boyfriend Don't flirt with his girlfriend cause you probably gonna get threaten
boyfriend Don't flirt with his girlfriend cause you probably gonna get threaten
by anonymous September 26, 2021
Get the Brendonmug.