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back side bonus

The frosting that sticks on the bottom side of your donut from the donut below.
Melanie picked out a donut out of the box and received one with a little Back Side Bonus.
by Quincerr September 30, 2012
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Boner's bonus

If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!
by Mr. AvocadoMan June 17, 2020
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Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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Bitch and a bonus

Ted: Dude did you get any with that chick from the bar last night?
Phil: Yeah man, but she didn't look as hot up close.
Ted: Ohh, that's a bitch and a bonus.
by Trent the pro June 17, 2010
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anal bonus

Full page pictures in "Prude" Magazine featuring someone (male, female, or somewhere in between) being anally penetrated in an atypical manner.

The term became an interjection used most often by intoxicated party-goers in rural areas in Western New York during the late 80's to express their chemical induced euphoria. The expression's usage faded with the demise of the magazine.
An 8" x 10.5" glossy picture of a Cossack she-male being anally violated with a corn cob by a midget dominatrix. No text appeared on the page other than "ANAL BONUS". Anal Bonus pages were not included in the Table of Contents.
After multiple funnels of Genny Light and hooking up with a biker chick, Brian staggered back from getting blown on the shores of Lake Ontario and exclaimed "Anal Bonus!" when his pals came into view.
by 1_of_the_Boyz October 23, 2007
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Baby Bonus

A baby bonus is the Australian government's answer to all of Australia's problems. Originally intended to assist parents of newborns with the costs associated with having a new baby, it was the brainwave of then Treasurer, Peter Costello.

Having most likely never associated with the Hoi-Polloi, it perhaps didn't occur to him that this would encourage bogans to start breeding more than ever before and there has since been a rise in bogan numbers of pandemic proportions.
Dazza: Hey Shazza, ya got me 10 bucks I lent you last dole payment?

Shazza: Nar, they ran out of the done down at the chemist warehouse, had to go to the normal place and they don't sell generic down there so it cost me an extra 10 bucks. I know, we'll just get me knocked up and get that baby bonus off centrelink!

Dazza (after giving Shazza black eye): Yeah orright.
by Brown Trash February 8, 2010
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Banker's bonus

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.
I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.
by dvae the hat January 19, 2010
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