The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
Get the Blue Ballsmug. see blue balls
This term is only used when the male suffers from a broken nutsack i.e Missing one factory worker
This term is only used when the male suffers from a broken nutsack i.e Missing one factory worker
by venge April 8, 2003
Get the blue ballmug. IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -
AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
Get the BLUE BALLSmug. When a man engages a woman in an extremely suggestive conversation, that she ends abruptly just as he thinks he is about to “close the deal.” Could possibly result in injury to the man in extreme cases.
Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?
Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
by Trayvon July 17, 2009
Get the Conversation Blue Ballsmug. When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it.
You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.
Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.
You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.
Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.
You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.
by maarryytt March 17, 2008
Get the Youtube Blue Ballsmug. What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.
by Studpuffin March 23, 2011
Get the Terminal Blue Ballsmug. Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
by i<3eg May 21, 2009
Get the Virtual Blue Ballmug.