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blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet
by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017
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shroom bloom

just drugs that’s harry styles does
yo dude let’s write watermelon sugar but on “Shroom Blooms
by hellrry March 12, 2022
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Bloom

1. An extremely common post processing effect in games that makes it possible for bright geometry to appear to glow and contribute lense flare. Not to be confused with lense flare or volumetric lighting.

2. A term Fortnite players and other retards use to describe when the spread/inaccuracy of a weapons increases as you shoot it. Otherwise may be referred to as (per) shot spread increase or sustained fire accuracy penalties. Also used by turbo retards who aren't even using the term right to describe spread/innacucuracy instead of it's progressive increase, and in games where the spread/inaccuracy does not change when fired.
You can turn off the bloom in the graphics settings, but then the mushrooms won't glow anymore.

They need to get rid of the fucking RNG bloom on this gun.
by Hamiel April 18, 2022
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Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.
Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?
by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020
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Wysteria is in bloom

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu
"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"
by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025
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Bot Bloom

When a player of low skill and/or level obtains ridiculous RNG (Random Number Generator) whilst attacking another player in a video game. Bot bloom allows players of low level and/or skill to have ridiculously accurate aiming and/or damaging abilities.

Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.
"Yo peep this fucking bot bloom, I'm getting LASERED!" ~ Said TSM MYTH
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30
by Vincy_nut_rag_mcgee May 15, 2019
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Blooming onion

A very full ashtray
Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion
by CarlTensine June 5, 2021
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