Broke Betty

A broke Betty is a female who is falling apart. Mentally and physically. Who often has pain in all parts of her body. Days never go by without a broke Betty complaining about something feeling broke. Usually a broke Betty brakes something one day and a few days later something else. Very accident prone.

Damnnnnn girl, you broke your finger? I’m going to start calling you broke Betty!

by Theogbrokebetty October 13, 2021

The Betty Crocker

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.

Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?

by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

Knockout Betty

a term used to describe a girl that's real marriage material that you wanna love

"that girl is a sure-fire knockout betty"

"I met a woman last night that is a total knockout betty"

by Laserdonkey February 14, 2021

Ugly Betty

An iconic ABC show starring America Ferrera

Let's watch Ugly Betty!

by Shrek1304 November 25, 2022

screenshot betty

Someone that screenshots conversations just so that they can tattletale on someone

Screenshot Betty just couldn't wait to tell the boss on Sally

by Screenshot Betty June 23, 2020

Casserole Betty

An old southern women that posts pictures of recipes and what she’s eating for dinner on Facebook

My grandma sure is a “casserole Betty”

by WordsOfNateP August 11, 2020

betty crockered

"Baked out of your mind."

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

by City Slickers June 26, 2014