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The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.
Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.
by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020
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Myspace Beatdown

When a scene gang decides to have a fight and beat someone up.
Q:did you see that fight at bring me the horizon last night?
A:yeah it was a right myspace beatdown
by mzzybeatdown January 18, 2009
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Bama Beatdown

The act of defeating a football team that has a battle cry of "Roll Tide, Roll Tide" with an overpaid coach who will surely have numerous NCAA infractions. The team had a ranking of #1 with a Heisman returning running back and a quarterback that hadn't lost a game since the 8th grade.
The University of South Carolina put a Bama Beatdown on the Crimson Tide on 10/9/10 at Williams Brice Stadium by shutting down the running and passing game with a stifling defense while scoring more points on the highly touted team than in the last three years. For those to remember the score was 35-21, not sure what crow taste like but the Tide definitely got a taste of the Gamecocks.
by USCFN02 October 12, 2010
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a cracker beatdown

noun,:the process of a white person getting beaten up and shanked(stabbed) by a group of african- american males
my friend is now racially insentitive toward black people because he got a cracker beatdown by some thugs in his neighborhood.
by luke finn March 4, 2010
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Beatdown

A double digit loss in Basketball. A 2 touchdown loss in football. Also what happens when the PennLive chipmonks tangle with snike.
StJoes beat PSU by 12 points, man that was a beatdown. SCtowny recieved another beatdown from Snike today.
by Hoop Junky January 31, 2008
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beatdown

the act of torturing an athlete, famous musician, movie star or other well known types with questions that inevitably have been asked a billion times or more. Especially annoying the person during dinner at a restaurant or some such
I cant believe George gave such a beatdown to Troy Aikman by asking him stupid ass football questions while the man was trying to have a beer at the bar.
by glenn1907 August 5, 2008
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beatdown

A word us Essex Boyz learned from a bunch of lads from Preston, Chester and Notts, as well as some Geordies who burned everything and some scousers, while on holiday in Newquay, Cornwall on the sunny rosecliston camp! Means to pick on/beat up one person with your mates, so you all agree to "beatdown" on one kid (usually the drunk one ((sandy)) )
"Sandy is acting so pissed after only 3 beers"

"Yeah, lets give him a good Beatdown!!"
by The Honeymonster August 21, 2006
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