Dr. Basketball
A legendary character who is known for his extreme penis length and tendency to buttrape people, regardless of their gender.
Dr. Basketball by 13incher June 15, 2010
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Love and Basketball
1. Have you seen Love and Basketball yet, its the best movie ever made.
2. Shesh, the only games I will get involved in is Love and Basketball.
2. Shesh, the only games I will get involved in is Love and Basketball.
Love and Basketball by BeeRBee May 21, 2009
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Texas Style Basketball
is a form of "basketball" that is played by athletes only. This style is not truly "basketball", it is a form developed by those whose natural athletic ability has overshadowed players own progress of skill and understanding of the sport.
It is incredibly annoying to play with members of Texas Style, these players have never herd the terms over-dribbling, pass, jumper form, to much one-on-one, teammate, and foul (unless it benefits them at the end of the game). Texas Style players are often more concerned with "Got'ems" than actual points or winning. "Got'ems" appear to be so important that fans of Texas Style are seen running around the gym waving towels when a "Got'em" is performed. This "Got'em" is no specific move, in fact the moves can vary in degree and structure. For the most part, members of the caucasian race are percolated upon for the most chosen "Got'em".
Members of Texas Style basketball include D. Rose, J. Wall, LBJ, D. Wade, R. Westbrook, T. Thomas, and any player from the University of Texas. The term Texas Style Basketball was specifically invented for members of Rick Barnes Longhorn teams. Since the intro of Texas Style Basketball the expression has now carried over to the modern basketball player (no skill super athlete) found in the NBA, NCAA, and even local gyms around the country.
It is incredibly annoying to play with members of Texas Style, these players have never herd the terms over-dribbling, pass, jumper form, to much one-on-one, teammate, and foul (unless it benefits them at the end of the game). Texas Style players are often more concerned with "Got'ems" than actual points or winning. "Got'ems" appear to be so important that fans of Texas Style are seen running around the gym waving towels when a "Got'em" is performed. This "Got'em" is no specific move, in fact the moves can vary in degree and structure. For the most part, members of the caucasian race are percolated upon for the most chosen "Got'em".
Members of Texas Style basketball include D. Rose, J. Wall, LBJ, D. Wade, R. Westbrook, T. Thomas, and any player from the University of Texas. The term Texas Style Basketball was specifically invented for members of Rick Barnes Longhorn teams. Since the intro of Texas Style Basketball the expression has now carried over to the modern basketball player (no skill super athlete) found in the NBA, NCAA, and even local gyms around the country.
Steve: Hello Chris, How are you? Have you participated in any recreational sports recently?
Chris: I'm fantastic Steve, thanks for asking. I actually played basketball at the local gym last night, if thats what you call it.
Steve: What do you mean?
Chris: A bunch of Texas Style players were there running up and down the court just looking for their next victim to receive a "Got'em".
Steve: That is typical of Texas Style Basketball players, in fact Texas Style games are plagued with turnovers.
Chris: You're right Steve, from now on, the only Texas player I am acknowledging is Dirk Nowitzki.
Steve: You said it Chris!!!
Chris: I'm fantastic Steve, thanks for asking. I actually played basketball at the local gym last night, if thats what you call it.
Steve: What do you mean?
Chris: A bunch of Texas Style players were there running up and down the court just looking for their next victim to receive a "Got'em".
Steve: That is typical of Texas Style Basketball players, in fact Texas Style games are plagued with turnovers.
Chris: You're right Steve, from now on, the only Texas player I am acknowledging is Dirk Nowitzki.
Steve: You said it Chris!!!
Texas Style Basketball by REAL BALLER July 7, 2011
St. John's Basketball
Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.
Head Coach: Steve Lavin
2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation
Head Coach: Steve Lavin
2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation
Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!
John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.
Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!
John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.
Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!
St. John's Basketball by stjjjj August 1, 2011
Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball
A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
Freestyle Basketball
Freestyle basketball is a form of art. It involves doing tricks with one or multiple basketballs. No rules, no limitation, only your imagination and creativity. Not to be confused with "streetball", which also (sometimes) involves tricks, but in-game.
Freestyle Basketball by FSballer December 15, 2011
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