Backseat is when something is horrible and sucky. This makes perfect sense because no one likes to sit in the backseat, and sometimes nasty things happen in backseats. This will catch on in the near future.
by Bitsy-Boo December 19, 2009
Get the backseat mug.The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.
Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.
Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.
Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."
Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."
Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."
by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010
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The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.
by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011
Get the Backseat bartending mug.Those annoying ass people that hang over your shoulder while you're browsing the internet and instruct you what to do WHEN YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.
by emilyunicorn888 November 9, 2016
Get the Backseat Browser mug.When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.
Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
by Justin Wilkinson May 19, 2006
Get the backseat preacher mug.When you're fucking some skank from behind, and right before you blow your load, you pull out and scatter it all over her back.
This is where the name for the x-ray machine at airports comes from being that people photographed with these machines appear to have jumped back first on to a cum grenade.
This is where the name for the x-ray machine at airports comes from being that people photographed with these machines appear to have jumped back first on to a cum grenade.
by boat_boy November 21, 2010
Get the backscatter mug.The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.
Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8
Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA
No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter
Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA
I love you mom.
Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA
No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter
Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA
I love you mom.
by PseudonymJoe November 22, 2010
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