Awais

Awais is a Muslim name.He is very handsome.And is very attractive.He is very clever and knows how to keep secrets.

#awais

by Jehcbx February 10, 2020

Vaginal Awareness

The act of strongly supporting Women's Rights, but still viewing Women as sex-objects.

Buford felt good about marching in the Women's Suffragette parade, but he was still proud of his vaginal awareness.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Singles Awareness Day

Celebrated or more like grieved on Valentine's day. S.A.D. stands for Singles Awareness Day. You get the point.

Singles Awareness Day helped me realize how much of a loser I am.

by wyldthinker February 25, 2008

performance award

A term used by motorcyclists to describe a speeding ticket in an amusing light. Motorcyclists tend not to obey speed limits.

Man, I passed a cop at 30 over and earned myself another performance award.

by nycubergeek September 24, 2005

MTV Music Awards

There is no fucking point in them handing out awards when no music is being played on their bullshit oxymoron station.

How many more fucking awards can Eminem win for his shitty music album. MTV Music Awards suck.

by my ears are bleeding September 30, 2003

darwin award

the darwin award is given to people usely postumesly for dying from an act of stupidity they created themselve..these acts are ether horendisly stupid or severly beyond common sense..it can not be a common act..it must be a one and only type of an herendous act of stupidity...most of these awards have been given out in the new york city area in the united states of america...what does that tell you?

i swear ive never heard of a person dying in such a stupid manor...he deserves the darwin award for that one

by mr knowlage December 28, 2003

Singles Awareness Day

Valentine's Day for single people. I heard about it from a friend.

(a three way phone conversation)
Girl 1: Hi girls!
Girl 2/Single Girl: Hi!
Girl 1(to girl 2): Happy Valentine's Day!(Now directed toward Single Girl)Happy Singles Awareness Day!

by TheBlackMew February 18, 2007