Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023

Suicide by Arkansas

Doing devil worship in Arkansas to get Salem witch style executed

I'm gonna commit suicide by Arkansas for fun

by ice-man2 January 5, 2024

Arkansas Windmill

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.

I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.

by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

Arkansas Saw Duster

When you chop a woman’s head off and then you anal rape her.

This girl kept insulting me. So I gave her the Arkansas Saw Duster.

by Jddnskkdhfsjksfnboakfaggotdjjd January 23, 2024

Arkansas Transfer Portal

The person in the middle position of a three person threesome. To achieve the status of Lucky Pierre they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.

This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.

New guy Draymon caught they eye of Treyvon, so invited him into the shower for a 3-way with Deyvon. Dey was lacking, Dray was packing and Trey wanted that meat-packing. Dey saw the writing on the wall, and left back-packing. It's your classic Arkansas Transfer Portal situation!

by PassedoutH2P February 1, 2024

Arkansas Suitcase

A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.

There she goes filling up her Arkansas Suitcase.

by Jr H Roger April 14, 2023

Arkansas leaf blower

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.

“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up

by ReyisRight November 21, 2023