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angus bertoni

a tall irish-italian guy who still owes a specific someone pasta. hes a living 'man-thot' (his words) and cannot tell the difference between a vietnamese girl and an irish girl (he is currently calling the vietnamese-irish girl aofie due to the fact that he is still embarrassed that he thought the girl was viet and not irish). he has his own irish name, diarmuit oisen ronan and wants tiny anguses running around. best of luck to his current girl!
G IS THAT *THE* ANGUS BERTONI???
mane are you okay? thats clearly diarmuit oisen ronan, smfh
by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022
mugGet the angus bertonimug.

Angus

A quiet human who secretly enjoys being on the receiving end of a sloppy jalopy. Angus is also an askhole. This human knows everything. Has a tendency to fall for the most beautiful and talented ping pong fanny thrower in the town.
Dam i think i want to be an Angus.
by Angus, sloppy jolopy June 7, 2018
mugGet the Angusmug.

Angus Corrie

Desires to have sex with a Virgin Pendolino 390
Yeh he went from London Euston and had a large amount of Angus Corrie
by DOOWNED January 27, 2019
mugGet the Angus Corriemug.

Angus Allen

Certified main character energy. Moves through life like he’s the one directing the movie, and everybody else is just auditioning for supporting roles. Known for dropping lines so smooth they slide straight past the friend zone and land in “when are you free?” territory. Girls don’t just vibe with his rizz—they get curious, hooked, and lowkey addicted to the way he makes every convo feel like it’s written by the universe itself. A master at mixing charm with confidence, he doesn’t chase—he attracts, and somehow always leaves ‘em wondering how they just fell into his story.
Her: “So what do you do?”
Angus Allen: “Honestly? I don’t do much… I just make life feel like a movie. And right now, you just walked on set.”
Her: “Oh really? And what role am I playing?”
Angus Allen: “Depends… you trying to be a side character, or you want the lead with me?”
by SussyGussy67 September 21, 2025
mugGet the Angus Allenmug.

Angus

just has a massive dick and is a mad cunt who everyone loves
I had sex with him and straight away i knew he was called angus
by jonah69420 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Angusmug.

Angus

Gets back with their ex, proper punce too and sucks cock on a daily
See that fag muncher over there such an angus
by TINNY12235 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Angusmug.

Angus

Short fucking Bitch thatt needs to get some hoes
by user7718413 April 11, 2024
mugGet the Angusmug.

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