by _confused_ March 27, 2019
Get the Alfiemug. Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.
Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. 
One of the most sweetest kindest guys you will ever know he is so nice and will do anything to make you feel okay even when he isn’t I love him he is the best but he lets people run over him and it’s not fair he is so perfect but he hates himself and should love himself and try harder to love himself and put him first and stop caring about her and revolve his life around her she is so manipulative but he will forever be loved fly high Alfie I hope you are doing well will forever love you even if I couldn’t tell you you are loved and love you to infinity and if your name is Alfie just know no matter what people say to you don’t let it effect you you are perfect just the way you are
by Balls in your jaws August 29, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.
by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020
Get the A Naughty Alfiemug. Fuck me alfie
by Young boys November 23, 2021
Get the Alfiemug.