The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.
Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.
by The wild wes January 17, 2015
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Advanced Awkward Turtle is the next stage in evolutionary awkwardness.
To perform the Advanced Awkward Turtle there are three preliminary conditions you must be sure are in place.
Make sure to find an introverted, lonely looking person. Preferably one that is sitting alone. Also, make sure that he/she has a free hand that is placed on a flat surface, with the palm facing down. Lastly, make sure that the hand is within reach. With these conditions, you are ready to perform the Advanced Awkward Turtle.
First, place your opposing hand directly on top of his/her free hand with your palm facing down and your fingers pointing the same direction. Next, make eye contact as you start to rotate your thumbs counter-clockwise(as in standard awkward turtle). Wait until awkwardness ensues. If awkwardness does not become apparent, follow the next steps.
Decrease the distance between your face and theirs, while increasing the rotational speed of your thumbs.
Advanced Awkward Turtle is the next stage in evolutionary awkwardness.
To perform the Advanced Awkward Turtle there are three preliminary conditions you must be sure are in place.
Make sure to find an introverted, lonely looking person. Preferably one that is sitting alone. Also, make sure that he/she has a free hand that is placed on a flat surface, with the palm facing down. Lastly, make sure that the hand is within reach. With these conditions, you are ready to perform the Advanced Awkward Turtle.
First, place your opposing hand directly on top of his/her free hand with your palm facing down and your fingers pointing the same direction. Next, make eye contact as you start to rotate your thumbs counter-clockwise(as in standard awkward turtle). Wait until awkwardness ensues. If awkwardness does not become apparent, follow the next steps.
Decrease the distance between your face and theirs, while increasing the rotational speed of your thumbs.
Advanced Awkward Turtle would be used in these situations.
Billy, the boy who never talks, is sitting alone. Until you walk over and get intimately awkward with him.
A bully is picking on you, so you bust out the Awkward Turtle. A gentle wink thrown in will make sure he will never go near you again.
Works very well in breaking the ice, or annihilate it completely.
Billy, the boy who never talks, is sitting alone. Until you walk over and get intimately awkward with him.
A bully is picking on you, so you bust out the Awkward Turtle. A gentle wink thrown in will make sure he will never go near you again.
Works very well in breaking the ice, or annihilate it completely.
by Bubba Franks Man March 12, 2009
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Sarah took home weights from the gym during the covid lockdown. The gym found out and announced it in the member newsletter. Chicka got hella advaneed.
by Mynoduesp2020 March 20, 2020
Get the Advaneed mug.A student that is put into a favourable or superior position only for those that currently attends or formally attended Armbrae Academy
Tyrone - “Ima smack you”
Christopher - “I got the Armbrae Advantage”
Tyrone - “Oh shit, never mind then”
Christopher - “I got the Armbrae Advantage”
Tyrone - “Oh shit, never mind then”
by EmployedPaladin March 4, 2019
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A term used by players who adapt a bitch-made playstyle of sitting still and not moving, then are too insecure to admit when they get out-skilled by someone playing more aggressive than them, this is one of their many stupid go-to excuses.
A term used by players who adapt a bitch-made playstyle of sitting still and not moving, then are too insecure to admit when they get out-skilled by someone playing more aggressive than them, this is one of their many stupid go-to excuses.
Teammate 1: "Where is he?"
Teammate 2: "What the fuck? I'm dead again, fucking peekers advantage bro!" < (read in a nasally voice)
Teammate 2: "What the fuck? I'm dead again, fucking peekers advantage bro!" < (read in a nasally voice)
by SpardaHoldsW March 1, 2021
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by Enderman51 July 16, 2019
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Guy 1: I met this girl today and she was perfect! But I'm not sure if she liked me or not, she gave me this amazing smile...
Guy 2: Bet her names adva
Guy 1: How did you know?
Guy 2: Bet her names adva
Guy 1: How did you know?
by NamesssDefinitions March 25, 2018
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