Charles Acosta

A 5”4 Hispanic male who typically dresses good to distract from his receding hairline

Son don’t grow up to be a Charles Acosta

Hey who was that guy you met in montrose at the gay bar ? Oh his name was Charles Acosta

by Houston lover November 24, 2021

Adelynn Acosta

Adelynn Acosta is possibly the best person you'll ever meet, You'll love Adelynn Acosta she would be the best girlfriend you'll ever had, she's loyal, beautiful, nice, pretty, kind, and honestly the perfect girl.

Hey who's that beautiful girl
That's Adelynn Acosta

by Asuperdupercoolperson February 26, 2022

angel acosta

Angel acosta is the best person you will ever meet he is so awesome you will instantly want to get to know him he is sometimes shy but has a massive cock and is also Mexican so just know he’s a hard worker

Look angel acosta is soo cool

by Biggiecheese4727 May 22, 2022

Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

shot across the bow

When a man ejaculates (usually after a blow job) and the jizz either hits the giver across the cheek or chin.

Guy: That chick sucked me off so hard last night that when she pulled away, I gave her a shot across the bow!

by JeezLueez October 21, 2022

shot across the bow

During a blowjob, when the giver pulls away for any reason before finishing, leading to the receiver to ejaculate on the giver's cheek or chin.

Guy: Man, I was getting good head the other night, but then she pulled away and I gave her a shot across the bow.

by JeezLueez December 3, 2022

Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old

And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...

Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025