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Accidental Gains

When two or more bros are in a testosterone-fueled activity, much like accidental anal, and unintentionally end up having an extremely satisfying and fulfilling workout.
Bro, you got some mad accidental gains from that dutch rudder you gave me yesterday.
by Needle Jockey June 10, 2017
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Accidental Fetish

A sexual fetish that develops spontaneously when encountering something for the first time. This is always something horrifying, disgusting, or deeply embarrassing to you that you would never have suspected. Usually this type of fetish will involve something rare or hard to find e.g.:dead bodies, quadruple amputees, llamas spitting on you.
When I was getting my teeth cleaned the hygienist turned around to grab something and accidentally farted on me. My dick got so hard I couldn't stand it! Now all I can think about is that hot, foul, wind on my face. What kind of fucked-up accidental fetish is this!?!
by Happiness And Death June 21, 2019
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accidentally complimentary

This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.
Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)
by von groovy August 8, 2024
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Accidental

That's their response? "Ummm OOPS" 🤷 ♂️
Hym "How many accidental bombings have there been? Literally only that one? And the Israelis HAVEN'T been working with ANYONE to get aid into Gaza because IF THE HAD... Aid would be getting into Gaza. So that isn't true. It's not a 'warzone' because how many Israeli soliders have been killed? Is it 0? Does that mean all it would take to ensure that aid truck are safe is you the Israelis to not blow them up? Like... The aid truck is HERE... So just don't bomb there. Really. It's deranged. Your fans are literal retards if they believe that THAT was an accident."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.
I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.
by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022
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Accidental Faggotry

When a man/manchild claims to accidentally display signs of male affection and sexual interest.
That guy in the yellow shirt touches my hand every time he's working around me. He says he doesn't mean to, but I think it's a case of accidental faggotry.
by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 26, 2023
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accidente

a made up italian word you say when something accidentally happened. there is also a game revolving around it where you kick your sibling and say "accidente"
accidente!
by hello it me motherfacka December 29, 2023
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