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The Avalanche

When a man is having sex at the top of a flight of stairs then spits on the females back then when she turns around you blow it in her face then spartan kick her down the stairs and yell avalanche.
Yo, dude what happened last night I heard someone fall down the stairs? Yeah dude I gave that girl The avalanche
by jimbeaner June 28, 2011
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Dirty Avalanche

When a man lays on his back, with legs thrown over his head and masturbates, finally attempting to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I got home early yesterday to find my roommate head over heals in the living room giving himself a Dirty Avalanche
by Richie Phillips October 27, 2007
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Avalanche

When a man ejaculates on a woman's chest while she's sitting upright. The sperm slides down the chest like snow sliding off a mountain during an avalanche.
I was going to give her a pearl necklace, but she said her sheets were new. So I gave her an avalanche instead.
by Likquid July 25, 2010
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avalanche

When you have sex with a white woman at the top of a staircase, and when you finish, you push her down the stairs
Ohhh man, I heard Butch gave Cindy an avalanche, Thats why her legs are broken!
by Dizzle Master D October 4, 2005
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Avalonization

The tendency of new large apartment buildings in New York to be bland, similar and uninteresting from a design point of view.
It would be wonderful if we could stem the Avalonization of New York simply by demanding better buildings. From NY Magazine, "the Glass Stampede," by Justin Davidson, 9/15/08
by I M Pie October 28, 2008
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Avalanche Tits

When a woman's breasts are so saggy and misshapen that they fall down like an avalanche when she takes her bra off.
She took off her bra and the groud shook, I ran for my snow mobile from the avalanche tits.
by CosmicOstrich October 12, 2014
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Avalon

Avalon, a small beach in southren new jersey aka the best beach ever. The cops are always on your ass about everything, ex: bikelights. Its full of rich old white people who tip you good but you can always find a hot dilf. You arent an OG if you havent done the shipwrecked sundae at Buccaneers. On every corner you will either see Lambo, Porsche, or G-Wagon. The minivan of Avalon is a Range Rover. Every house is bigger than you're future. You aren't going to find a bottle of water cheaper than 4 dollars. Avalon is not Avalon without rich old white people. You havent lived unless you havent experienced the jittney aka litney. The cheapest house you will find down here is a shack starting at one million. Oceancity and wildwood are full of white trash who cant afford a nicer beach. Only the best of the best get to live in Avalon. In Sea isle city is the want to be rich people that dont have enough money to afford avalon. And if you go to the beach at Avalon at anytime of the day you can always find a place to sit unlike the other shitty beaches.
Bob: "Hey dude have you been to the rich white town of Avalon?"
John: "Yeah bro, I just bought a house down there for 8 million, worth every penny."
by judith pumpkin June 27, 2017
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