Autist

A person who does strange things randomly, often getting the attention of everyone around without noticing it.

That guy is an autist, not dope at all

by Supahboi January 16, 2018

Autist

someone who acts like they have autism but don’t actually have it

Why is he making noises, he’s is being such an autist.

by MyBrothaTudus January 24, 2020

quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.

Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA

by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008

autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.

I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.

by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018

autistic zayd

He always watches dog videos on his school chromebook.

Guy: Omg that guy is watching dog videos
Girl: OMGGG he is an autistic zayd

by xxaxxmaxx May 31, 2023

autistic crackbaby

when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby

johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"

mia: "yeah we know"

by fagsterbation November 29, 2023

Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.

How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."

by Freckle Newt February 18, 2025