Appatitties

Appetite for Titties.

I have a real big appatitties.

by Fez-Has-Needs March 30, 2015

apartje

Apartje was the music mastermind who brought us Cheeki Breeki hardbass anthem. Since he passed away he's been honored by all the gopniks in the world. He will be remembered as a hero in our gopnik hearts. R.I.P

"Hey, have you heard about Apartje?"
"Of course i have heard about our russian hardbass hero"

by Hashmusen123 December 10, 2017

AspartameHole

Someone who thinks they’re a king in traffic and believes the road belongs only to them.

You aspartamehole! You cut me off!

by afrith50 March 30, 2021

Aspartame Dame

An artificial, slightly cheaper, but highly profitable sugar momma.

I don't need a sugar momma per say. I'd so fine with just an aspartame Dame.

by Grizzlybarr April 3, 2021

Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021

Apparatial

Denoting that something requires an apparatus; antonym of "hand held"
eg. a missile is apparatial because it must be fired from a turret or vehicle, however an RPG is not because it portable and operated directly by thee user.

"Apparatial Offensive Technology"

by SwimmingBark64 July 18, 2021

Apartments East

The only res hall where you WILL be woken up by a clown horn at 3AM.

Oh boy, I love going to sleep in Apartments East! Time for be- HOOOOONK HOOOOONK HOOOOONK

by PhilippEw April 2, 2022