Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.

Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.

by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018

Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.

"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.

I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.

by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018

Almond eyes

Eye shape which is longer in width than length in nature,people with almond eyes tend to have part of their iris covered on both sides of each eye,whereas people with doe eyes have white below/above their iris

“I have almond eyes,because they are shaped like almonds,but she has doe eyes because they are wide and resemble that of a does eyes”

by hesse July 17, 2022

almond joy

A white male's penis with lumps.

Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020

Almond

the most beautiful girl alive

if you have any girl in your life named 'Almond' , keep her with everything you got. if not , your gonna miss her.

by 🌭 the poo June 10, 2021