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Paranormal Activity 2

A slow-paced yawner of a "scary" movie that will leave you wanting to watch literally anything else. People have said, "The last 15 minutes will scar you for life."

But all I saw was over an hour of build-up for a disappointing ending. Not scary at all.

Many people believe that anyone who doesn't find it scary are just unimaginative morons who believe only gore is scary. When in reality the morons who find the film scary are the kind of people who honestly believe that the "found footage" horror films are real. The kind of people who wrote angry letters about "The Blair Witch Project" because they thought it was in poor taste that a studio would profit off of the death of 3 innocent teenagers. Without doing their research and finding out that it was 3 actors pretending to be scared and lost in the woods while being chased by a monster.
Idiot: Dude, Paranormal Activity 2 scared me so bad that I stay up at night with the lights on at night and then sleep during the day.

Friend of Idiot: You were scared by that boring ass movie?

Idiot: Dude, how could you not be scared? It's a true story. That was actual footage from the security cameras that the family had in their house. They really died and the baby was really kidnapped. Didn't you see the thing at the beginning where the studio thanked the local police department for giving them the footage?

Friend of Idiot: Your stupidity makes my brain hurt.
by HotRodFan899 December 11, 2012
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Proxy Activist

Where people only participate on activism online instead of partaking in it directly, or in a way that will matter. Often Proxy Activism.
Jane is a proxy activist, thinking that what she does online matters more than real work.
by The Holy Dominion June 20, 2020
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Anti-Android Activist

A people who hate the Android OS, on Vyond or DeviantArt they "sometimes" post Android phones getting grounded to the room and/or killed by iPhones. They use the word commie as an insult to people who use Android phones, they also dislike-bomb videos who criticize Apple or support Android. They started the National Anti-Android protest in 2017 and still present in 2020.
The definition's creator is an Anti-Android Activist.
by yugoslaviamaster65 May 9, 2020
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actionhead

One that requires the need for extreme action, in all media types ( movies, games, life, etc) Someone who loves to see intense explosions and mayhem, they tend to dislike books, and they're usually impatient.
Guy: I'm going to go on a bike ride
Actionhead: I'm going to go on a bike ride with guns and explosions in the background
Guy: Right on, actionhead.
by Jace562 January 6, 2014
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ActimusPrim

I am ActimusPrim. Go and kys.
by kysminfin pls die February 16, 2017
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foot action

-Man, did you see the way he ran from that fight?

-Yeah, he was using good foot action
by mikeekim March 9, 2009
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early morning acting

When you go to a fancy/nice hotel and make coffee early in the morning. Then sipping from it while you open the curtains and look out the window like they do in the movies.
Hey Bill I am going to the Starbucks downstairs.

Alright, I am just going to do some early morning acting.
by early morning acting June 1, 2014
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