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Accidental Gains

When two or more bros are in a testosterone-fueled activity, much like accidental anal, and unintentionally end up having an extremely satisfying and fulfilling workout.
Bro, you got some mad accidental gains from that dutch rudder you gave me yesterday.
by Needle Jockey June 10, 2017
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The Accidental High

Oopsie dayzie!
I'm the accidental high, high.
by Shelley💚 August 27, 2022
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Accidental Idea

Basically if you say an idea, and a nearby parent/ teacher hears it.
Kade: Hell yeah, the teacher forgot about this homework!

Teacher: What a great idea Kade! Every one turn in your homework.

Kade: FML, accidental idea.
by OhShizzNotAgain March 30, 2011
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Accidental faggotry

When a dude acts too gay around others on accident.
Kyle Wood keeps engaging in accidental faggotry around the shop by getting too close to other guys and saying gay shit. On accident.
by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 20, 2023
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Accidental Jerk

One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.
I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.
by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018
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Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.
Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.
by Tanner mcmuffin August 10, 2018
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Accidental Fetish

A sexual fetish that develops spontaneously when encountering something for the first time. This is always something horrifying, disgusting, or deeply embarrassing to you that you would never have suspected. Usually this type of fetish will involve something rare or hard to find e.g.:dead bodies, quadruple amputees, llamas spitting on you.
When I was getting my teeth cleaned the hygienist turned around to grab something and accidentally farted on me. My dick got so hard I couldn't stand it! Now all I can think about is that hot, foul, wind on my face. What kind of fucked-up accidental fetish is this!?!
by Happiness And Death June 21, 2019
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