a sexually attractive and super chill girl who prefers to hangout with the guys to avoid girl drama.
by UrbanKing123 June 16, 2021
As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'
by theharoldsXforker November 01, 2011
by itsarcher91 July 31, 2024
aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
by H.R. Wells. July 09, 2018
by Harold's Father January 25, 2022
Getting work dumped on you when everyone else in the office is taking off to play and planning to take credit for said work. reference to the character Harold in Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.
by harolded April 04, 2011
Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.
The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.
by DafunkyWERDman April 03, 2018