Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

thumb dribble

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words

at a time

…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.

- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.

by Stivchik April 22, 2019

Dribble

A person who stutters so much, he may as well start dribbling.

"have you seen dribble over there?"
"hey dribble sing superman!"

by Hazel99 April 28, 2020

last dribble

The youngest offspring of an aged man. Particularly applied to a weakling or Special Needs Donkey. Chiefly Northern Irish.

They tell me that old Paddy's last dribble finally learned to tie her shoelaces. They're hoping she'll be able to get her left and right shoes the right way round by the time she's 50.

by T. Q. Beast Esq. July 14, 2021

Biscuit dribble

When you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. It then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it's too late. Now you've got biscuit dribble all over you.

Mason: Daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
Daniel: I got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
Mason: Cool story bro.

by Senpai Ace October 23, 2015

Dribble

Correct terminology for a group of handicapped people.

Hey, look at that “dribble” of mongs

by Fishoo July 27, 2023