Tard Taco

A person or a group of people who has no clue and almost always makes the wrong decision. The failure of a Tard Taco is almost inevitable. If a Tard Taco succeeds, it is usually as the result of dumb luck, or the success of others.
Marc Management is run by Tard Tacos.
Chris is a Tard Taco, he needs a wedgie!
by Aldeuce February 10, 2015
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Taco Twins

2 girls that have been filled by the same beef.

Whether it be at the same time, or months apart, it really doesn't matter because they both have been stuffed with the same meat.

The female version of "Eskimo Brothers."
"Hey I heard that guy filled Shelly last week"
"Yea man he banged Emily too. It's funny watching those Taco Twins interact"
by Cali dreamin September 10, 2013
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breakfast taco

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.
Jill's breakfast taco went great with Tom's morning wood.
by ztiwokles November 02, 2009
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Bronx Taco

She loves it when I give her the Bronx taco.
by Cooper23 March 06, 2009
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taco drop

the female version of tea bagging; when a woman drops her v-lips on your face
I felt so bad when I found out that Jenny taco dropped me last night.
by phenompyrus May 22, 2005
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German Taco

After engaging in anal sex, the penis is dressed like German dish with sauerkraut and German toppings alike. The other individual performs fellatio on the German dish, which tastes similar to a regular German meal.

Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)

Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)
I asked this slut what kind of food she was in the mood for. She said German, so I parked the car and made her a German Taco. Lesson: Always keep sauerkraut in you're car.
by @Longhairshortd September 22, 2012
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Taco dip

When a female player gets a kill on Halo and makes their character do the tea bag move it is called a taco dip instead of tea bag since girls have vaginas and guys have balls.
Damn dude, she beasted you and taco dipped your chickenshit ass!!!
by Andrew J.S. March 06, 2008
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