swerving seven is the best
by swervingseven June 28, 2021
Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".
Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,
Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.
(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,
Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.
(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
Damage to the limbic system caused by rapid movement in an attempt to avoid someone. Swerve damage is often mistaken for dab damage.
by Dj spookytooth November 05, 2018
by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024
So high/drunk that you swerve in the car without trying(when you do it on purpose its swanggin...and when you got a sound system on its swangin and bangin, usually done while you tip toein the slab).
Me:man you alright player, you swervin a lil
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!
Player: im doing real good, im swerved to the curb
Me: well ok then og but hand me that drank, i still got kids to make and some to keep safe....plus im thirstay!!!
by Mr.swerve-on November 01, 2018
When your moms gay and no one likes you
by Not swerved December 31, 2019
1. Failure to maintain lanes
2. Detour
3. Change of subject.
4. Distraction.
5. Losing your focus.
6. Keeping a low profile.
7. Choosing an alternate route
8. A comment coming out of nowhere.
9. Deer in the road or roadkill
10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight
2. Detour
3. Change of subject.
4. Distraction.
5. Losing your focus.
6. Keeping a low profile.
7. Choosing an alternate route
8. A comment coming out of nowhere.
9. Deer in the road or roadkill
10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight
Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....
Girl: do you have my child support?
Guy: and on that note, swerved.
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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!
Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.
Girl: do you have my child support?
Guy: and on that note, swerved.
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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!
Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.
by RicolaCoughDrops May 23, 2018