noah

The only name in any language on earth the is universally accepted as the person being a complete waste of space

Fuck that dude is such a noah

by Peachytree February 10, 2019

noah

Noah is pretty gay has a Xbox and gets grounded alot, he is 11 and sucks at fortnite a guy that likes someone name Sarah and he so gay

Noah a gay newborn

by qwerty19 May 30, 2019

Noah

A person who is a Boomer and likes kids too much. This person also likes to follow people home and peer through their windows,

Damn it Joel, stop being a Noah!

by Noah Roscoe December 10, 2019

Noah

Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.

Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

Noah

No with exclamation. Used by teenage and young adult females when irritated by the person asking the question.

Ex: Guy says, “Can I call you later?” Girl says, “NOAH!”

by Della Ree Ree Smith June 29, 2020

Noah

God

Noah is God.

by noahfgodard June 27, 2021

Noah

People who have bad comebacks to insults,and still play fortnite commonly named Noah.

Me: Stop being a bitch,and let me get on the Xbox to play Minecraft!!

Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!

Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!

by Tess Tickels February 2, 2020