Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons
Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.
Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.
by thebigheed May 25, 2007
Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.
by Molech March 30, 2013
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by 5sosiguess January 16, 2014
A phrase said in a playful tone when telling someone they mean a lot to you and they rock. It is not a substitute for 'I love you'.
by Debio January 23, 2008