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gimp

Any person who chooses to play a Mage in World of Warcraft or other online games.
Mage: “dood I sheeped that Drood 3 times but it didn’t work @#$!! GIMPED ME!”

Guild Officer to an epic geared Mage: “No Gimp you can’t join my 1337 guild and run teh instance. Drop a table and stfu kthxbye”

Healer in PVP: “I one shot that Gimp!”

Mage’s mom in guild chat: “Gimp > Mage”

Mage forums: “I am a F@#%% Gimp, why does blue not care QQ?”

Farmer: “ME no money froom farm 2 hour when use Gimp no good so using rugoe”

General chat: “If Gimp than WTB port to Shatt plz”

Game Developer: “Here comes the gimp stick <insert update>”
by isenn February 19, 2008
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Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"
Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp
by chode boiler November 10, 2010
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gimps galore

group of wierdos who suck at life
OMFG so much god damn gimps its like a Gimps Galore
by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007
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gimp punisher

The act of shoving your cock against the ball-gag which your helpless sex slave is wearing, to the point he starts to gag and caughs up spunk from the previous molester.
After Gary had to beg for mercy to take off his ball-gag, he realized he was the helpless victim of gimp punishing and needed a new job and new friends.
by Coy Peterson July 15, 2005
mugGet the gimp punishermug.

Uni Gimp

Someone who attends University and are extremely keen to go to university events, take part in university events, or hang out with people who engage in these events. Also, people that run for University elections come under this category.
James: Hey Sam, Are you going to the Science Ball tonight? Free alcohol all night!

Sam: Fuck no James, I'd rather play in traffic than hang out with Uni Gimps like you all night.
by h8unig1mps September 22, 2011
mugGet the Uni Gimpmug.

gimp cut

A person who has a hair cut which is extremely short that is embarrassing.
Brandon.V: Ryan, you and Mr. Minto have a gimp cut. How gay?
by Black Label January 11, 2008
mugGet the gimp cutmug.

Gimp Fest

A Gathering of electronic entertainement indoors to the point where it is unsocial/unhealthy:

1 When several (usually 3 or more) are using Computers in the same room whether for work, relaxation or playing games (usualy done in a colledge or other boarding institution)

2 When several individuals are all concentrating on one source of electronic entertainement, such as a computer, movie, or video game and usually with no light source. (usually done in colledge or other boarding institution or in ones house)

such activites are accociated and are more of a "Gimp Fest" when fast food (usually pizza) and "gimping" well into the hours of sleep or work is involved.
"dude im hell bored"
"oi lets go to daniels room and crank a gimp fest!"
"yeah grab your comp, we'll hit up some half life then get pizza and watch 'House'"
"Def Crank Gimp Fest"
by amusingtree October 27, 2009
mugGet the Gimp Festmug.

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