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Douche

Another tennis term when both players gets to 40 all. It is also a mispronouncation of Deuce. Ofter times, the serving player will call out another name (ie. Jason).
dude: Hey whats the score?
asdf: Its Douche
dude: Wat?
asdf: I mean its Jason.
by asdfgheyrjyulo November 5, 2009
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douche

atish is such a great douche bag it always cleanses my vagina thoroughly
by Mike Rotch October 29, 2003
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douche

The Dutch, French and some other countries word for 'shower'. For the nastier meaning see other entries for this word.
A Dutch person would say:'Ik neem een douche.' (I'm taking a shower)
by Eddy B. March 29, 2007
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Douche

a feminine not male product use to clean a nasty ass reproductive organ of the female the vagina that smells of dead decaying flesh that man tend to flea from unless there a nimfo. not ment to clean your shithole. I wouldnt say this unless someone i know has tried this. but we all tend to take advantage of the word and were proud of it. we use it for slang to make people feel like stupid assholes for stupid shit they've done,did,do,said,mentioned, and pretty much anything you have to think about before doin it that might make people call u a douche u probably will be called a douche.
dude your such a douche

Boy:hey u wanna bone
Girl: no sorry i have to douche

Boy: nasty!! u better douche that pussy before i fuck that shit!
Sister: ok

dude your such a douch for using a douch floyd lol
by Small T July 5, 2006
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douche

1)T.V. psychic John Edward. He is the biggest douche in the universe.

2)Total, faggy, smelly people. They act wierd in private but act as if they are one of us. Like how people would rather jack-off in private than in public. They hardly put deodorant on or take showers or baths because most of them are proud of who they are. Normal people can hardly stand their annoying gestures, immature taunts, homosexuality and them talking all femimine. They are the scariest type of people on earth (them and gay men, women are ok) and may often give people false hope, like T.V. psychic John Edward, who he himself looks like a douche already.

3)People who are just plain annoying.
Guy 1: Arren Ramos is such a bitch!

Guy 2: And plainly just looks like a douche!

Girl: Yeah, she's the most annoying kid in the world!
by Anita Tit August 13, 2006
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douche

1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world
2) Complete idiot
Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche...
Yeah... I know...
by dontcareforyou July 23, 2007
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douche

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met
by kebbsterr November 16, 2010
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