Cade can be described in very few words. Cade is mean and dumb. Cade thinks to hard about life. Cade can’t do anything right.
by The kid who’s always right October 26, 2020
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cade is an amazing person who is very silly and awesome. cade loves melatonin gummies and always eats them. cade is very strong.
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