harvard student

a schizophrenic who has convinced themselves they go to harvard

wolfgang is such a "harvard student"

by mega-est god July 29, 2021

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

student administrator

Originated by Germany and spreaded around the world like a disease.The person who wishes to have his offices cleaned up by others. Usually he has smelly feet and doesn't do anything during his worktime. This person usually says that has a lot of things to do during the day and never pays any attention to his students. His cooperatives usually think that he is a pain in the ass.

The student administrator told me that he will give me the certificate in two days. That was 4 week ago.

by NAI RE! STELIOS August 25, 2003

F-Student

The non-binary term for a teenage student who likes to sleep around

“Jackson is such and f-boy!”
“Actually they’re nonbinary”
“Oh-sorry.. Jackson is such an F-Student ”

by Ur-ban-me-from-this-website May 12, 2022

special student

Someone who is retarded. Generally people who are slow and completely idiotic!

Eejay, you really are a 'Special Student'
Ryan is 'special'

by punky-fish-revolution January 17, 2007

Student Section

A student section is a group of usually more popular guys in a high school that don't play basketball yet attend all the games. They are complete assholes.

Ted - "Did you see that student section?"

Bill - "They were total assholes"

by the word on the street February 03, 2011

Student's Block

- The lack of motivation to study.
- When you have been studying so long you can't process what you're studying anymore.
- Your brain goes blank when you look at your notes and text.
- When called upon in class to discuss last night's assignment, you forget everything you read or studied.
- When you can't stop procrastinating, especially right before your finals.
- You can't remember what you studied when you look at the questions on your exam!
- When you simply stop caring about your studies.
- What you suffer from when you write out definitions for "student's block" 20 minutes before a paper is due, which you didn't even start.

A: "I don't want to work on my paper.... I just don't feel like it."
B: "I think you have student's block. Don't worry; we all get it some time or the other."

by sugarsugar! September 28, 2007