13th Base

When you have sex with an animal and a person at the same time.

"Dude, that weird dude next door got to 13th base last night."

by Mr. Supotco November 13, 2015

Friday 13th

The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.

Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.

by Paraskevidekatriaphobiac February 13, 2004

The 13th Doctor

The 13th Doctor from the British TV show Doctor Who, portrayed by Jodie Whittaker
15th regeneration

The 13th Doctor is very passionate about her fam.

by LeonyFalcon April 24, 2019

June 13th

fuck this pussy

boy: OMG, ITS JUNE 13TH. FUCK THIS PUSSY!

by sucky tan ducky doo November 21, 2021

november 13th

a day that ugly people were born

november 13th is the day when the ugliest person ever was made
rilee: woah today is when ugly people were born
justin: im born on this day..
rilee: i know
rilees dad: so was i
rilee: oops

by rileeisbetterthanyou November 5, 2019

August 13th

August 13th is the day the absolute angel of a human Na Jaemin was born! Seriously Jaemin from Nct is such a gorgeous person it's hard to believe he exists- he's sweet, adorable, caring, has gorgeous eyes and an even more gorgeous smile, what is not to love about this man <3 He always showers everyone around him with love and is the most precious bean ever <3 if you don't stan him you're missing out on a stunning person and also the absolute talent he holds like his voice? His photography? His cooking? Seriously how does he exist and might I add his visuals- he is so breathtakingly beautiful <3 if you need a serotonin boost everyday looking at Jaemin is exactly what you need <3

Person: omg today is August 13th you know what that means?
Czennie: ofc I do, it's Jaemins birthday!

by Pixiejjaem November 24, 2021

November 13th

The day the first two members of BTS, Namjoon (RM) and Yoongi (Suga) moved in together.

You: It's November 13th!
Me: N a m g i

by Tigerlily01 November 13, 2019