ski poles

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

by tweeter27 August 31, 2008

black skies

Black skies are typically a symbol for hopelessness and bad times ahead.

all i see is black skies

by Lgndly November 18, 2017

Tile Skiing

Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet

One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.

by mk90 March 6, 2010

ski beach

A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to

If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded

by Eric Rhinharte February 13, 2018

Skiing the slopes

When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row

Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.

by GaryLarsonBush January 27, 2022

LIL SKIES

A 'Lil' who can actually rap

Lil Skies is taking over the world

by immagrape July 25, 2018

Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.

"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.

by triplec787 August 11, 2010