by Toyotaborn January 25, 2017

Shrek, the most pimp, most awesome, coolest guy in Florida. The most amazing person to come out of The University of West Florida.
by Vanessa February 15, 2005

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.
by jejejejejejejejejejeje January 24, 2017

by shrek_is_my_daddy June 5, 2019
