The Norris… Pour Elle 

Basically a vibrating dildo shaped liked Chuck Norris’ gun. The French “for her” lends the powerful device a soft feminine connotation.

Just about the only thing that gets her off these days is The Norris… Pour Elle

The Norris… Pour Elle by Kevin S. And Michael J. March 4, 2024

Scotland Yard called… 

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

Scotland Yard called… by anonymous April 7, 2024

«‘æ÷≠“…≥–π¬≤ºø˚µªˆ∆˜•¨˙∫¶¥©√§†ƒç∞®∂≈¢´ßΩ£∑噜¡ 

This is a very rare phenomenon where people have just found out that the alt/option key makes new letters and types diagonally from right to left. This is really the TRUE DEFINITION OF BOREDOM

buddy: bro what are you doing
you: I just found out the alt/option key does something
buddy: so....
you: «‘æ÷≠“…≥–π¬≤ºø˚µªˆ∆˜•¨˙∫¶¥©√§†ƒç∞®∂≈¢´ßΩ£∑噜¡
buddy: WTf

«‘æ÷≠“…≥–π¬≤ºø˚µªˆ∆˜•¨˙∫¶¥©√§†ƒç∞®∂≈¢´ßΩ£∑噜¡ by GabSab12 November 30, 2024

oh that’s not…

After English TV personality Kelly Osbourne responded to Donald Trumps ignorance on ABC’S “The View” with

“If you kick out Latinos who will clean your toilet Donald Trump??”

To which actor Rosie Perez responded “oh… that’s not…” as the statement was racist.

Now random white girls on TikTok use it when they find random stuff that’s just dark humor offensive

“If all black people are dead who have to fix smoke detectors?”

Random annoying girl: “oh that’s not…”

oh that’s not… by :)Sen24 July 13, 2024

did you mean… 

1) when you write something incorrectly on google and google has to correct you.
2) when you actually wrote something correct BUT google wants to correct you anyway
3) when you use the abbreviation ‘gorg’ and nobody gets it.

1) search bar: banananana. google: did you mean… banana?
2) search bar: wowoowowoowowow. google: did you mean… wowwowwowwowow?
3) raquelle: i don’t know, i think MY outfit is pretty gorg 🙄. barbie: raquelle, did you mean… gorgalicous or gorgetastic? raquelle: no BAR-BIE. i meant gorg!

did you mean… by chloewritesdefinitions April 14, 2025

æ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…œΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷ 

when you replace Alt + apostrophe æ to alt + q œ and you switch their positions, replacing it with œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷

æ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…œΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷

æ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…œΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷ by PopCatty May 15, 2025

no rizz but… 

Is a playful Gen-Z phrase used to say something flirty or nice while pretending not to be smooth or charming.

no rizz but… u have the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen.

no rizz but… by tbhiamhotbye June 8, 2025