Camo Boobies

When a girl is vertical, the boobs are visible, but when she is horizontal, laying with her back on the floor, the boobs disappear. Much like a soldier in camouflage attire, standing in tall grass, but when down low, the solider becomes almost invisible. This is a result of a lack of fatty matter behind the nipple to support a round shape in such a position. Normally the fatty tissue will sag out to the sides of the chest, to create a rounding of the boob shape, to give it a large circumference, however this doesn't see to happen in this case.

I was fucking this girl one time, after she was on top, we swapped to missionary, I laid her down, and I swear her boobs disappeared, I saw the nipples but the was nothing there, she had camo boobies.

by anono85 May 14, 2011

boobie top

A low cut garment worn by the fairer sex to achieve high cleavage exposure, and to impress potential mates.

She wore a boobie top to the bar, to encourage men to dance with her

by Chet April 26, 2005

man boobies

Large Fat filled flaps of skin on the chests of star trek, lord of the rings, starwars, etc. watching virgins.

Daniel Copenhaver has the bigest sweatiest lactating man boobies that I HAVE EVER SEEN!

by Cracker1134 October 12, 2003

booby tassles

nipple pasties that women put on their boobs with little tassles hanging off of them. they use them for sexual fantasies and such.

"Stop swinging your booby tassles, Martha, or you will be in big trouble with Dad." (Dusty Geer)

by Dusty Lynn June 28, 2006

booby do

(noun.) A female with an abdomen that protrudes further than her breasts.

"Her belly sticks out further than her booby do!"

by Craney September 21, 2005

teh booby

Big round mounds of flesh on your chest

OMGxorz teh booby is hewge!!111!!!eleventy

by Llama farmer December 15, 2004

squishy boobie

1. Breasts that squish when compressed and show off the size and shape of the aforementioned body part
2. A quality that is unmatched by any other quality a female may possess.

Person 1: Dude, take at look at that.
Person 2: What? Yeah she's pretty hot
Person 1: She's pretty softa
Person 2: What's she doing?
Person 1: Softa Squishy boobie!

by Demonte Jones May 2, 2010