Chill Flush

Referring to the situation when you have been up all night on your computer having pointless conversations with friends just to keep eachother awake. and then your mom goes all stealth mode and listens to your convo (sometimes from the ceiling wielding bazookas) or just a cup on the door. so you non-cholontly get up and walk to the bathroom and take a "chill flush". the action of chilling in the washroom not actually peeing but then flushing the toilet to make it believable. Then followed by the awkward meeting up with your not so stealth mom in the hallway and slyly asking(with a hint of disgust) why she would be awake at such a time. Thus, covering your ass for being up so late. and turning the late night encounter onto her.

"How did you flush it?"
"Just like pretty chill"
"like a chill flush, nothing crazy, just chill"

by TheRoyalFlusher November 8, 2011

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

by TSHost April 4, 2008

condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.

Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!

by John X Smith January 31, 2017

preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

trust flush

A trip to the restroom that consists of taking shit, wiping your ass with one single swipe, and flushing the toilet paper without checking to see how clean your ass is.

What was taking you so long in the bathroom?
Oh, I was just taking a trust flush.

by rolled_tacos March 24, 2019

Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009