Broken Neck

A homely individual that walks around speaking in tongues with a crooked neck also is extremely timid and a mommy's boy.

Anthony was acting like such a broken neck at church resting his head on his mom's shoulder.

by Railfan22 February 11, 2023

broken bagpipe

To erotically slide the penis in the place where the forearm and bicep intersect.

Last night I broken bagpiped my girlfriend and I splooged all over her stomach!

I love doing the broken bagpipe, it makes me feel all tingly inside of my genitals.

by Britta and Kurt August 14, 2007

Broken Hose

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

by eternaldoom September 12, 2011

broken maths

The stuff that happens when people divide by zero or pull some funky formula out of no where.

Oh my god, Mr.Garwood has broken maths!

by Flappy The Clown April 6, 2017

Broken Zipper

Peed sleeping bag at camp.

Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)

Putley, I have a broken zipper in Antelope Cabin, I'm taking it to the camp nurse to fix it. (get it washed and dried before anyone else finds out)

by diggersdozen September 21, 2017

So broken

The term 9-13 year old attention seeking boys on tiktok will use to get likes for their fake depression.

James: God I'm So broken 😢🥀😭😔💔
Ethan: Dude stop faking depression..

by isabelleneedsanothername March 11, 2021

broken brandy

someone who makes friends with someone and every time his "friend" is with someone he trying stealing his "Friends" gf and he always does because everyone LOVES the fail poser goth kid that is a wimp.

Dude look at broken brandy stealing that kids gf!!!! he steals them then treats them like shit! but she dont know this yet.

by I REALLY HATE BRANDY January 19, 2011