Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

national be weird day

On January 24is be weird day.So be weird people LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE! Well just be as weird as u like. You can kiss ur bff be awesome and weird

Ava:its National be weird day
Bff:EVERYONE BE WEIRD!

by Bagelwithcreamcheese November 2, 2019

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

Nook Appreciation Day

(Every day)

The day we celebrate Tom Nook, and perform a cult ceremony in relief and gratefulness that he has not killed us and stolen all of our bells. We sacrifice the ignorant.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you payed your loans yet?
Person 2: lmao no, why?
Person 1: bro it’s literally nook appreciation day
Person 2: whats that?
*audible sound of approaching chanting and guns being cocked*

by antsii September 11, 2021

Nation thigh pic day

today is August 13th, nation thigh pics day.

Nation thigh pic day is august 13th.

by gortniteboy1818 August 13, 2021