Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

National Seb Day

National Seb day is a day where everyone gets together with their family and celebrates the amazing seb, people who have significant others will then dry hump them in representation of seb. National Seb day is a very important day, if you don't celebrate the seb you will be given bad luck.

Random guy: yo you wanna hang out today?
Cool girl: sorry, it's national Seb day, I'm gonna go dry hump my boyfriend

by BeansWasLost February 17, 2022

sno day

a game on Roblox where snowmen hit other people with... snow.

and thats sno day in one sentience

by pee675894320573956678954895 February 17, 2022

National Friend day :)

On March 23rd! This day you have to spoil one of your friends :) It could be your best friend or just any of your friends! You give them a gift or something special to show that you care and that you love them!

National Friend Day :) is really special!

by Clovdii February 18, 2022

national bully mason day: the prelude

You bully people named mason because they cant date women

Cant wait for national bully mason day: the prelude on February 22nd!

by J@$H February 18, 2022

National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.

National Give Head Day is celebrated on February 18th.

by Anon112312 February 18, 2022

national durag day

Everyone wheres a durag on february 25th. :)

yo today is february 25th wheres your durag?

oh yea my fault i forgot its national durag day

by yourmomsahoe69420123 February 19, 2022