kill vavr day

on the 27th of december you need to kill vavr

today is kill vavr day

by LunaticDumbass December 21, 2023

National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.

“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈

by FreekNikk August 10, 2024

on a Claire day

The word "clear" can be spoofed by substituting for the word "Claire"

On a Claire day you can see forever. eClaires are good to eat. Claire today and gone tomorrow.

by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.

It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022

Throw shade day

Throw shade day is on may 16th. On throw shade day you post hella shade on your story

"Some mfs is hella ugly, yes this is about you" stuff like this should be posted on throw shade day

by Chey2lit May 16, 2022

Race Day Multi

When you and your mates are at the races and your board shitless so you decided to see who can cum the quickest.

The next race isn't for 30mins wanna have a Race Day Multi

by The Gang Beast November 2, 2018